Drew's Cocktail for a Merry Xmas!
     
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Drew's Cocktail For Merry Xmas

  
I am teetotal, but you could be not so...., Enjoy!
As you might get, my friend Andrew loves to entertain himself with cockteling ;) but he's a real smart fella, so don't judge him in any bad way :)


So, the Cocktail!
Which, as you see.. it's more a CAKE!!! :P :P :P I like to fool you people :P
Vodka & Red Bull Christmas Cake
> 1 cup of water ;1 tsp baking soda ; flour ; 1 cup of sugar ; 1 tsp salt
> 1 cup of brown sugar ; Lemon juice ; 4 large eggs ; Nuts
> 1 bottle Vodka ; 1 can of red bull ; 2 cups of dried fruit
method of cookin
> Sample the vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the vodka
again.
> To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and mix with a
little red bull & drink.
> Repeat.
> Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large, fluffy
bowl.
> Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make
sure the vodka is shtill OK
> Flavour with red bull to taste.
> Try another cup.... just in case turn off the mixerer.
> Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuckin the cup of dried fruit.
> Pick fruit off floor.
> Mix on the turner.
> If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a
screwscriver.
> Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity - flavour with a little Bed
Rull
> Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a shi**.
> Throw a pinch of Bed Rull over your shoulder.
> Pick up the can, mop the floor
> Check the vodka.
> Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
> Add one table.
> Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
> Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
> Don't forget to beat off the turner.
> Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka and dick the
kog.
> Fall into bed.
With Drew's greetings for a ...
Cherry Xmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL :)